January 2010
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Write one leaf about parmesan cheese.
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A “cheese grater” creates shredded cheese — nothing at all like grated Parmesan cheese. Is this like “you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway” — can I get a “cheese shredder” to get grated cheese?
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Write one leaf about blinking lights.
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The light on my desk phone never blinks. It just sits there showing continuous red, reminding me that I share a phone and it defaults to his line. It’s ok, he’s the only one of us who actually receives calls.
The really bad part? His desk is on a different floor…
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